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Freelance Perl Programmer located in Copenhagen, Denmark. Active member of Copenhagen Perl Mongers.

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Journal of jonasbn (1153)

Wednesday January 23, 2008

04:47 AM

Evil

[ #35464 ]

Apparently I am evil, everyday when I come home from work my son shouts

THE EVIL ONES ARE COMING

and then he beats me with a sword and run of before I can do anything about it.

The worst attacks is when he is bit slow, so I have the time to bend down to untie my shoes, this mean that my back and head are totally open, when the engagement takes place.

I am considering bringing a shield with me to work.

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Stop hitting him (Score:2)

by htoug (771)

so often ;-)

At least he does'nt ask mummy "Who is that strange man?"
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by jonasbn (1153)
  
  Lets clarify, I do NOT hit my kid, he hits me.
  
  I only hit him when I am handed sword and shield and is challenged to a tournament, then the odds are more even since we are both armed, even though he often is on horseback.
sounds healthy (Score:1)

by n1vux (1492)

I assume this is nerf/boffer "sword" not sharp steel. :-) I would have preferred this approach to the Hobbes-like flying tackle I endured for a few years. Sounds like a young squire who would have fit my daughter's sci-fi con ratpack a decade back. Are you raising him in the SCA or SF-fandom ?

--
Bill
# I had a sig when sigs were cool
use Sig;
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by jonasbn (1153)
  
  If you do not mind me asking - what is SCA?
  - Re: (Score:1)
    
    by n1vux (1492)
    
    SCA = Society_for_Creative_Anachronism [wikipedia.org] , not a reenactment group so much as sci fi fandom with the dates rolling backwards. Muchly found in college towns and tech centres, but elsewhere also.
    
    --
    Bill
    # I had a sig when sigs were cool
    use Sig;
    - Re: (Score:2)
      
      by jonasbn (1153)
      
      Ah thanks,
      
      Well knights are in and my oldest son was dressed up as a knight for fastelavn (local festival), my youngest son as a bumble bee. We do however also play with Lego Exo-Force [exo-force.com], which is more sci-fi, so I guess we go for everything fun and enjoyable.