#1. Read/Write/Speak Russian.
I'm not sure why, I just do.
#2. Convert Perl5 to the DLR
The DLR fascinates me. The fact that it runs [Iron]Python and [Iron]Ruby flips my cool bit. I'm not a CompSci major, and just reading about AST and thinking about parsing Perl source makes my brain hurt.
Oddly enough, I'm not really interested Perl6, Parrot or Pugs. Go figure.
You are smart enough to learn Russian (Score:1)