use Perl

# I haven't actually written anything for this, yet.
# Well, I have -- but it's all experimental stuff.
# Enough to be surprised at what I can't do.

:-) LJ::Baroque

search engine

• meme sniffer
• meta-LJ chatter - refs to user, comm
• generic searches

  backup, restore

  • own to FS/DB
  • other to FS/DB
  • htmlify - create suck.html.tgz from customers_suck, (unreadable)
  • infoify - generate texinfo

  scanner

  • see entire years worth of past titles, etc
  • see age breakdown of comm/user's friends
  • see most current emotional states of comm/user's friends
    • statistically, as a graph
    • on happy/sad/depressed/excited grid??
    • get historical data, gen biorhythms
  • text reader
    • try determine gender, maturity, literacy, subversiveness, vulgarity, hentai, geek
    • responsiveness to pop culture - check nouns against web-avail pop-culture names
    • to politics
  • collate sniffed memes into master database - random facts of person
• find comms x most interested in, find posts in other comms
• troll detection
• suicidal detection (needs comfort)

DB

• centralized, secure database with specific tarball exportion
• warnings, "This action will include X's private data"
• sanitization
  • emergency "remove all priavet data"
  • clean private data from an export
• keep a record of all exports of privata data, for accountability

LJ-level security

• defcons, to intelligently and reversibly adjust journal privacy (normal:friends only:close friends only:totally private)
• revert flaming, ban flamers
• adjust pic security
• randomize passwd, expire all cookies, backup, erase, and delete journal (FYIQ?)

tags - show unified tags list, you and all friends.

Turk - build db of questions, then allow user(s) to rpaidly and mechanically (answer question:

::Search ::Scanner ::Backup ::DB
::Paranoid ::Turk ::Beynesian

LJ::Baroque::VFS
/users/ /community/
HOME=/users/myuser/ $HOME/pics/soweli/*

LJ::Baroque::VFS::Steganographic

LJ::Baroque::Errata

• proxy that inserts JS into LJ, allowing you to make notes that attach to <lj name="..."> tags
• notifies you of relevant ljdrama
• coordinates antitroll/blacklist ?

LJ::Baroque::Meme - stores memes, gives random memes, spouts random facts, recalls all data about a person, etc.

LJ::Baroque::Profane - manages 'LJ Facilities', filesends, external quiz sites, external data sites, random websites, etc.

LJ::Baroque::Alias - tiles all names of an entity into one package, shows graphs, suggests connections, etc