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Allison (3003)

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Journal of Allison (3003)

Tuesday October 15, 2002
02:22 PM

Narcography

[ #8385 ]
A tip for writers: if you fall asleep while editing an article, don't keep making notes after you're asleep. A case in point:

"Beware the Perl 6 early-morning joggers."
Ummmm.... huh? Someone's been reading a bit too much Lewis Carroll, eh? :)

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  • Oh sure, criticize Perl's early-morning joggers without once mentioning the inherent limitations of Python's mid-evening power walkers! The fact is that Python is dependent on the gravitational constant remaining constant, while not only can Perl cope wi
    • ‘Twas bind, and the socketpair times
      Did glob and grep in the wait:
      All msgget were the binmode,
      And the map rand opendir.

      Beware the Perl 6 early-morning jogger!
      The shoes that trip, the skin that blinds!
      Beware the Java bowler, and shun
      The Ruby g

    • Damian even has a module that emulates gravitational constant changes for you.
      Oh, it's much more general than that:

          package Inconstant;   

          sub import {   
              my ($T0, $class,
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