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Journal of schwern (1528)

Journal Entry Date
Finally, some Test::Builder2 examples! 2010.09.09 3:33
Test::Builder2 at 10k Feet 2010.09.09 3:15
A month of Test::Builder2 2010.08.27 23:08
Alien::SVN - new release, new management 2010.08.18 17:33
Test::Builder2::Design 2010.08.09 21:31
Method::Signatures returns! 5.12, func() and fast! 2010.07.30 19:49
Perl 6 Is The Language Your Language Could Smell Like 2010.07.29 14:24
"def" or "func"? 2010.07.12 19:06
Where The Hell Is Test::Builder2? 2010.06.27 14:16
The Post-YAPC Plan 2010.06.27 13:34
Object::ID - A unique object identifier for any object 2010.05.02 12:17
OMG UNICORNIFY::URL!!! <3 2010.04.01 17:51
Some Facts About Schwern 2010.03.25 22:45
The Basic Unit of Bug Report Frustration 2010.03.22 18:57
The return of perl5i! 2010.01.23 21:00
Great Perl Code 2010.01.11 17:59
gitPAN now updating 2010.01.06 22:05
CPAN's Greatest Hits - Path::Class 2010.01.02 23:10
Numbered test file abuse 2009.12.28 20:43
gitPAN is complete! 2009.12.14 17:27
MSCHWERN has a PAUSEID 2009.12.13 2:36
gitPAN and the PAUSE index 2009.12.12 17:02
gitPAN's first success story 2009.12.04 2:33
gitPAN 2009.12.03 18:55
I don't understand why people think Unix is hard. 2009.07.15 16:56
No, its not about make. 2009.07.15 16:45
perl/vendor/site explained 2009.07.07 18:29
The best diagram about git evar 2009.06.20 3:55
Trapped In A Room With Schwern 2009.06.14 21:03
Unit test your Javascript in 8 seconds! 2009.06.07 19:20
Automated Javascript tests with Test.Simple + WWW::Selenium 2009.06.06 18:01
It is an oldie / But it is still a goodie / Coy is on github 2009.05.25 4:01
Informal PPW 2007 Demographic Survey 2009.05.03 19:17
Ability to destroy CPAN #982: UNIVERSAL::require 2009.03.30 5:37
The Secret Life Of Whitespace REVEALED! 2009.02.22 19:27
I <3 Github's fork queue 2009.02.14 18:05
alias rm "rm -i" (slips vs mistakes) 2008.12.30 19:41
I hate C 2008.11.10 1:23
Method::Signatures, now with 581% more debugger! 2008.10.28 3:33
New Method::Signatures, now with crazy defaults 2008.10.21 4:03
use Time::y2038::Everywhere 2008.10.20 2:41
OMG ACME::MAGIC::PONY! 2008.10.19 19:31
y2038 TPF Grant Delivered 2008.10.17 18:03
Contributing to Method::Signatures 2008.10.16 19:54
XPRESS: Because Java wasn't bad enough. 2008.10.13 20:06
PPW 2008 slides 2008.10.12 16:10
New Method::Signatures: named parameters! 2008.10.08 9:28
New Method::Signatures: better attributes, traits, aliases 2008.10.06 2:13
You suck at risk management 2008.10.04 12:15
Improbable vs Statistically Impossible 2008.10.03 17:30
The Y3001 bug. 2008.10.02 0:24
Name that function 2008.09.30 7:51
EXTRA_META is gone 2008.09.29 21:31
Pittsburgh Perl Workshop 2008.09.29 8:50
Method::Signatures 0.11, now with attribute support 2008.09.27 16:22
Lies, damn lies and end-of-block comments 2008.09.26 15:59
Method::Signatures now on github 2008.09.23 7:39
Data::Alias needs Win32 love 2008.09.23 6:53
Method::Signatures 0.05: speedy \@foo, closures work 2008.09.21 17:24
method foo(\@bar) { print @bar } 2008.09.21 16:23
New Method::Signatures, now without trailing semicolons! 2008.09.21 3:44
Google Wiki - POD converter 2008.09.17 21:59
Small task for a Russian/Chinese/Eastern European computer 2008.09.17 18:11
How Not To Be A Jackass: Replying to offers of help 2008.09.16 15:44
Y2038: How Does It Work? 2008.09.15 22:36
Y2038 Grant Update: bleadperl branch fixes 2038 bug 2008.09.13 7:03
New home for Test::More 2008.09.07 22:16
Finally, META.yml customization in MakeMaker 2008.09.06 5:16
Context in variable naming. 2008.09.06 2:49
"Generating Test Data With The Sims" 2008.06.17 16:33
"Perl is unDead" 2008.06.17 10:59
Skimmable Code & end-of-block comments 2008.06.17 10:53
I'm Sick In Japan 2008.05.18 7:07
Japan! 2008.05.12 5:02
Capturing output from C 2008.05.10 0:34
This is a Perl blog 2008.04.28 14:08
Embedding tests in a script 2008.04.23 18:59
London, Oslo, Edinburgh 2008.03.31 14:49
New Module: XS::Writer 2008.03.22 2:14
Patch for Dreamhost 2008.03.02 5:34
That damned Test::More threading test 2008.02.23 22:12
Critical and Significant Dates 2008.02.08 20:06
Perl is now Y2038 safe 2008.02.07 8:14
Arc, the "Hundred-Year Language", is obsolete by design. 2008.01.31 15:15
Let 1000 Perl Web Sites Bloom! 2008.01.31 11:48
Export by attribute, can you make it work? 2008.01.24 19:41
Data::Dump::Streamer + $DB::single 2008.01.18 19:28
C For Perl Programmers? 2008.01.18 12:01
5.12 proposals 2008.01.11 7:13
What should I do for OSCON? 2008.01.09 7:59
Holy crap, a full speed dtraceable perl! 2008.01.08 3:26
geek2geek blog is go! 2008.01.05 6:05
Good style and quick scripts. 2008.01.05 2:59
I Want This Code Visualizer 2008.01.03 22:54
Pile on Ohloh for POD support 2008.01.03 2:08
Method::Signatures - No $self = shift!! No filters!! 2007.12.26 5:16
META.json: CPAN mashups are go! 2007.12.24 21:39
Let the Airing of Perl Grievences begin! 2007.12.24 2:36
DON'T CPANIC! 2007.12.24 0:27
Smart match beats the hell out of grep() and first() 2007.12.22 10:12
ISO date integer versions 2007.12.17 18:42
This Week On p5p 2007.12.10 0:12
RT sort by severity hacks 2007.12.05 23:28
rt.cpan.org, sort by severity 2007.11.24 18:42
Upgrades for those who don't upgrade: META.yml edition. 2007.11.18 21:50
use_ok() fix to Test::More going back REAL SOON NOW! 2007.10.15 19:29
Perl Survey Results with Pretty Pictures 2007.10.13 10:12
Irrelevant internals 2007.09.24 5:28
push @{ $foo{bar} }, 3; vs $foo{bar}-push(3) 2007.09.23 17:30
Prototyping Perl programs... with bash! 2007.09.23 8:18
Alien::SVN - Installing SVK now 521% easier! 2007.09.20 21:23
Idea! CPAN Version Advisories 2007.09.16 20:08
Blast from the past: The First Perl Conference 2007.09.13 20:57
search.cpan.org Gravatars are go! 2007.09.10 22:54
Faces + CPAN == A More Polite Community 2007.09.08 19:41
Wiki Improvement Drive: Presentations and Papers 2007.09.08 7:12
Talking with Alan Burlison about Perl v PHP, Solaris v Linux 2007.09.07 17:24
Test::Harness 2.99 on VMS is go! 2007.09.05 6:27
Blast from the past: Damian vs Schwern at YAPC::EU 2002 2007.09.05 2:32
Wiki Improvement Drive: POD 2007.08.31 17:15
Blast from the past: your.pm 2007.08.30 8:23
On REALLY LOUD COMMENTS!!! 2007.08.30 2:46
Requests for PPW? 2007.08.26 17:19
The rt.cpan.org email blackout of Feb-March 2007.08.24 15:39
IDEA! The Visible Browser. 2007.08.14 6:43
The Way of Testivus 2007.08.14 6:21
Low hanging wiki fruit 2007.08.09 21:36
Beautiful Code Blog 2007.08.06 18:48
The blind driver 2007.08.03 2:26
"Seems perfectly sensible to me" 2007.08.02 19:23
zefrank on Community 2007.08.01 15:12
What's all the fuss about base.pm? 2007.07.31 6:10
Greetings to the Blogosphere! 2007.07.30 13:38
"Simple Ways To Be A Better Programmer" wet run, Friday 6pm 2007.07.19 12:46
Wikithon, July 26th 2007.07.16 21:30
Abstract Programming... no, really abstract 2007.07.12 23:56
Fear branching vs Embrace branching 2007.07.12 4:55
Perl 5 Wiki Coloring Book 2007.07.11 21:51
Why this wiki will work 2007.07.10 4:07
At Last The Perl 5 Wiki 2007.07.09 3:34
I'm in your perl 2007.07.05 16:12
Handy module: warnings::compat 2007.07.02 16:48
Why no "useful" modules in the core? 2007.07.01 15:42
The Essentials of Version Numbers 2007.07.01 14:59
Text::Metaphone 2.0: 8 years in the making 2007.06.30 2:10
My secret identity 2007.06.27 14:45
Computer Science + People = Software Engineering 2007.06.25 11:18
The fallacy of assuming constant demand 2007.06.07 9:22
Stupid Perl Trick: Fully Qualified Method Calls Inherit 2007.06.06 8:22
Indirect object syntax, I hate you. 2007.04.18 11:37
The problem with homogeny (in testing) 2007.03.28 1:01
On Fixing A Broken Test Suite, Step One 2007.03.23 19:45
On teaching testing to co-workers 2007.03.22 20:01
The incredible return of mixin.pm! 2007.03.19 22:53
Best bug report evar 2007.03.17 18:21
The modern view on commenting 2007.03.16 17:02
The mail must flow! 2007.03.11 19:14
Climbing the mountain 2007.02.24 16:55
5 Minute Perl Videos 2006.11.17 0:13
Round rects are everywhere... except the Macbook. 2006.10.10 19:54
Move to Iceland, cook for gamer geeks 2006.09.15 8:23
fink - darwinports 2006.09.04 21:45
iBook G4 - Macbook 2006.09.04 18:38
Ophidians Inside A Heavier-Than-Air Flying Machine 2006.08.18 3:35
The Brain That Wouldn't Die! 2006.07.13 2:44
Julian Cash is a genius. 2006.07.11 19:47
The dentist hits! You lose 4 points of Wisdom! --more-- 2006.05.20 11:21
svn.schwern.org now with 521% more shiny! 2006.05.15 13:52
Low energy transfer orbit initiated. 2006.05.15 2:31
My ideal mail client. 2006.05.06 19:26
State of the Schwernion 2006.05.06 19:21
EVE 2006.03.07 21:27
A short mental gauntlet for your scalar sort proposal. 2006.02.08 4:50
sort in scalar context 2006.02.03 21:47
I *UNF* Ubuntu 2005.11.08 0:09
I *unf* Ubuntu 2005.11.08 0:06
Time for your seasonal laptop breakage. 2005.11.06 2:12
"Inconvenience feature" 2005.10.16 16:27
Hit me, I'm insured! 2005.10.14 18:18
What is the sound of one head thudding? 2005.10.13 21:41
I need a module name. 2005.10.10 6:17
I CAN DESTROY CPAN! 2005.10.08 4:06
UNIVERSAL::require lives! 2005.10.03 19:00
UNIVERSAL::require must die! 2005.10.02 3:04
Die die die UNIVERSAL::require! 2005.09.29 12:38
Talk with your kids about alien invasion. 2005.09.26 23:44
My all time lucky find in the whole of today! 2005.09.24 1:55
Arise my zombie module army! 2005.09.23 18:39
Marathon: Never stop running, never stop firing 2005.08.22 12:48
The Return of CVS! 2005.08.17 13:11
Planarity 2005.08.12 23:08
Class::DBI is ok. 2005.08.02 11:38
Sebastian Riedel (sri) and the Class::DBI kerfuffle. 2005.07.29 2:02
Peeve of the moment: People who comment out old code. 2005.07.25 17:30
kiloPod? 2005.07.06 12:06
Module::Build now has --prefix 2005.06.21 18:38
Perl 5 operator list 2005.05.16 22:35
The Single Most Important Bit of Software Engineering Advice 2005.04.17 18:17
EMCAScript 3 - 4 == Perl 4 - 5? 2005.04.13 17:35
To the tune of hard drives screaming. 2005.04.13 16:39
Standard resume format. 2005.04.12 19:19
JSAN: A HOWTO Guide 2005.04.10 18:36
An include() for Javascript 2005.04.10 3:55
Early Decisions All Language Designers Will Regret 2005.04.08 18:04
Straw men, causes vs sparks and gay marriage. 2005.04.05 17:23
Free credit report 2005.04.04 13:55
I am the very model of a modern Perl goof 2005.03.26 18:49
MakeMaker release imminent. Try it with your module. 2005.03.15 0:26
Keen WAH! 2005.03.13 15:17
Media mail, how do I love thee? 2005.02.23 9:52
Use the damned request tracker! 2005.02.18 2:02
Capitalism, duh! 2005.02.14 17:21
For the paranoid. 2005.02.08 9:20
Some spam numbers. 2005.01.26 8:52
WoW: Its Highly Addictive 2005.01.25 4:16
Mail coming back online. 2005.01.25 1:58
You don't ever replace a drive without asking. 2005.01.14 0:51
Winged kittens clawing your eyes out. 2005.01.03 17:04
The saline tang of the sweet pink flesh. 2004.12.23 15:37
I like Subversion. 2004.12.21 4:29
I hate make 2004.12.17 2:04
Touching government 2004.11.08 19:15
The wheels on the bus go round and round... 2004.11.02 16:03
You will believe a picnic table can fly. 2004.10.29 13:43
Katamari Damacy 2004.10.22 21:03
Perl 5 is 10 2004.10.20 12:47
Mail sanity returning. 2004.10.18 10:38
Please tell me svn isn't this slow. 2004.10.16 22:11
Apple--, Apple++ 2004.10.09 19:30
2% of an Apple is better than no Apple at all 2004.10.08 15:44
Bleeding through the eyes. 2004.09.29 4:58
Sockbaby 2004.09.28 2:28
RPG of Loathing 2004.09.03 21:42
Google snubs us again. 2004.09.02 18:01
Aegis 2004.07.19 12:28
glob() idiom 2004.07.19 10:26
From the "its about bloody time" dept... 2004.07.19 9:44
Code Complete 2! 2004.07.07 16:29
sa-learn++ 2004.07.07 15:29
Spam Stats 2004.07.06 23:46
Pitch Black 2004.07.06 11:18
Weis Black Forest Devil 2004.06.29 14:25
Thank you Grado Labs 2004.06.12 21:07
Food poisoning sucks. 2004.03.26 14:59
Spicy beer 2004.03.22 3:07
"What the @*#! do we (k)now?" 2004.03.05 17:39
So very gay marriage. 2004.03.05 2:25
Think it through, EV1 2004.03.03 16:06
Best "Hello World" Parody Ever 2004.03.02 16:24
Ignorance from Princeton. 2003.11.06 0:31
We need a *really* fast find library. 2003.10.20 20:33
Some CPAN growth stats 2003.10.19 8:09
Command line kwiki 2003.08.22 20:06
Virus bounce relief 2003.08.20 18:15
How do you amplify a public service announcement? 2003.08.19 16:18
I Cringe: Why Apple Is Really Losing 2003.08.18 19:00
ID4 Syndrome ("The Hulk" Review) 2003.07.03 2:47
Cheap flights to OSCON 2003.06.10 18:16
CGI::Kwiki 1, Usemod 0 2003.06.09 22:31
Alternatives to Paypal 2003.06.09 22:24
Neo Ex Machina 2003.06.07 1:37
Nature's Bounty 2003.06.06 18:59
Viruses, no front lines anymore 2003.06.03 17:08
The logic escapes me. 2003.05.28 16:01
from the Warranty Violation Division 2003.05.28 2:44
support@microsoft.com 2003.05.19 17:34
perlsyn - sed syntax? 2003.05.14 1:52
I Cringe 2003.05.03 23:59
How To Get Better Perl Docs 2003.04.18 6:57
Attention Ungrateful Bastards 2003.04.15 23:03
Need an OS/2 account. 2003.03.31 19:20
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. 2003.03.31 17:43
Repeat after me: Its a BUG!! not a feature 2003.03.30 19:46
Coming back from deep orbit 2003.03.21 20:34
Why Did I Open My Mouth? 2001.05.26 7:39