I got my doctor's appointment over with today and the conclusion: No conclusion. She doesn't know what it is. She's actually very pleasant, but recommended a chest film if I want to nail down my persistent cough. I'll think it over.
She also said the headaches didn't seem stress-related. Oh well -- I'm not worried about them. The memory loss is my worry.
I did actually figure something out about Perl, though. I printed a copy of the code and the error log and took them with me. There's really only three errors, despite the three pages: A useless use of hash element at 65, a useless use of single ref constructor in void context at 65, and then a bunch of uninitialized value in string eq errors, all at line 106.
This is leagues better than the errors I *apparently* was getting before. The logs before had about twenty different "cannot find file..." each and then crashed the script. WTF?
Even weirder - it just seemed to *vanish*. WTFF?*
Maybe this is my fault. Perl wasn't meant for the buggy and buggered Win32 system; perhaps it's the OS having its head up its ass.
I figure the last error is due to the other two, and the other two are because of how I'm trying to build a hash. *sigh* I thought I had it figured out.
Regardless...I have coffee and that's really all you need. Time to code. If I can get the hash working right, then this thing should work. Then I can concentrate on that stupid cart file problem.
*What the fucking fuck