I drink. I drink in front of my son. Sometimes closer
This is important, because William sees more television than Teletubbies. He goes to bed when we do--we don't have hours in the day to watch TV without him around. It's not a matter of "turning off the TV" and showing parental control. Why the fuck should we have to lock up our kid when we watch "Will and Grace" or "The Simpsons"?
The TiVo solves most of this problem, but very few people have a TiVo (and once you see the price and the burnrate of diapers, you'll know why few working class parents can afford TiVos
So, in short, eat me. This has nothing to do with blaming society or failing to raise my child properly, you arrogant jackass. I'm terribly sorry if you won't be able to watch stupid alcohol ads and will instead have to watch stupid Propecia or Audi ads. This inconvenience must ruin television for you, and I am truly heartbroken.