I hoped (hoped!) that Test::Simple was included; it is not. I have the Activestate binary, and a few remarkably archaic discussions on Perlmonks have convinced me that testing is an animal I don't quite have the chops to tangle with yet.
Setting that aside for now, I move to *actually writing the friggin' script*. Lovely. At least I know a little more about modules and such; and found a few links to stuff about how to *make* modules.
Also, I saw Acme::Pony. I had honestly thought Acme::Buffy was the zenith of wacky, but...
Oh, and I *just* discovered COY! How amusing.
Damien wrote those
Coy and Acme:Bleach modules
They are hilarious