I take Perl Ascii Art seriously. No, really I do. I even wrote a CPAN module Acme::EyeDrops to help me.
I felt honoured because my first such post to london.pm was singled out
for a special
weirdest post of the week
They may regret encouraging me, however, for today I posted perhaps the
weirdest reply of the week
Anyway, enough of this time-wasting nonsense. I've got a golf course to prepare for next week's firstname.lastname@example.org golf tournament.