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Thursday November 15, 2001
10:23 AM
Retirement
I don't need to make a lot of money before I retire. I turn 65, the canonical age of retirement in the U.S., in 2037. I will be one of those old farts who still programs in Perl and C and will be hired to fix all the old "E-2**31" bugs. I'll be paid somewhere on the order of $1 billion over the year to fix various bugs -- many of which I am currently creating -- and then retire comfortably in Afghanistan (which will be turned into a Middle Eastern vacation spa around 2012).
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Early retirement (Score:1)
I can retire early! I'll be 58 in 2037!
:P
J. David works really hard, has a passion for writing good software, and knows many of the world's best Perl programmers
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I'm so glad the shudders than ran up an down my spine were unnecessary.
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What was the name of that truck driving school we saw on TV, TruckMaster I think it is?
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