| Journal Entry |
Date |
| Amiga Ethernet |
2010.08.25 15:09 |
| How I spent my day today (or, slowass.net pops a hole) |
2010.08.17 0:30 |
| My reply to Removing database abstraction |
2010.08.06 16:53 |
| DEFCON, day 1 |
2010.07.30 14:43 |
| OpenSSI cannot find NIC with static node configuration |
2010.07.14 13:10 |
| PerlMongers group organization lessons |
2010.06.25 14:58 |
| Perl is Dead - the supply lines have been cut |
2010.06.25 0:55 |
| YAPC::NA2010 wrap-up |
2010.06.25 0:06 |
| perl and AtariBASIC, part III |
2010.06.23 13:46 |
| MUD cannot be written in Perl and here's why |
2010.06.17 14:25 |
| Moose, DBIx::Class, and the _new_ OO |
2010.06.04 2:19 |
| Walking into a new codebase: tips |
2010.06.02 2:14 |
| Bane of the existance of IPSs... |
2010.05.19 16:59 |
| Nerd communication |
2010.04.09 18:14 |
| "Do you think Nintendo would allow Flash-cross-compiled..." |
2010.04.09 17:15 |
| On the bright side... |
2010.03.26 1:36 |
| A programmer just like me! |
2010.02.19 2:23 |
| "Mozilla too much like Windows?" addendum |
2010.02.16 12:41 |
| Appauling unprofesionalism and sexism at Frozen Perl |
2010.02.09 12:04 |
| Frozen Perl and Genetic Algorithms + Floating Point Tests |
2010.02.08 15:55 |
| Don't worry about it |
2010.01.21 18:22 |
| Less non-constructive thoughts on DBIx::Class |
2010.01.15 10:01 |
| Race condition Deja Vu |
2010.01.12 12:07 |
| Every Toughbook ever made |
2009.11.11 13:50 |
| My own worst enemy |
2009.11.11 13:38 |
| The day Linux stopped being self hosting; or, Linux sucks |
2009.11.06 14:43 |
| Growing the team from small to medium sized |
2009.10.29 18:10 |
| Sorts of telecommute... my routine then and now |
2009.10.20 3:13 |
| Optimism strategy |
2009.10.14 11:01 |
| Cynicism strategy |
2009.10.14 10:33 |
| Strategically ignoring things... on learning |
2009.10.13 14:46 |
| Re: Where are all the Perl books? |
2009.09.30 19:33 |
| Language choice motivated by greed |
2009.09.10 16:31 |
| Office ambition |
2009.09.04 15:12 |
| Code badness doesn't bother me |
2009.09.01 16:54 |
| Work Rant: I'm serious, but are they? |
2009.09.01 16:15 |
| Porting AtariBASIC to Adobe Flash |
2009.08.22 15:28 |
| Thoughts on _why |
2009.08.22 2:24 |
| Job Hunting... Like I remember it but worse |
2009.08.21 20:22 |
| Myth of rarity of "good Perl programmers" |
2009.08.08 21:50 |
| Anyone have any work for me? |
2009.07.21 17:40 |
| GUI MUD with xterm's Tektronix emulation |
2009.07.03 6:27 |
| Explaining why not PHP |
2009.07.02 16:01 |
| Playing with Tektronix emulation for vector graphics! |
2009.06.30 13:44 |
| How flash cards die |
2009.06.30 1:56 |
| Convo with YAPC2010 organizer: it's all about Sun, Oracle |
2009.06.28 13:37 |
| YAPC madness |
2009.06.25 3:29 |
| Reply to alester's response to Tim's response to Ruby's resp |
2009.06.13 14:09 |
| Another way we make Perl look dead |
2009.06.02 18:37 |
| Reply to elsewhere... ideas vs knowledge |
2009.05.27 14:48 |
| Essay on programmers, graphic designers, motivation, money |
2009.05.03 1:47 |
| Goodbye Slashdot, I guess... |
2009.04.25 14:59 |
| Starting to "get" Flash and ActionScript |
2009.03.25 16:16 |
| Someone I know has a Com. PET, TRS-80 Model II, etc for sale |
2009.03.15 23:06 |
| GUI app retargeted from SDL to Web with just a little glue |
2009.03.06 3:34 |
| Shopping for small WiFi enabled hardware for an art project |
2009.03.05 5:07 |
| Math challenge... aka, do my work for me |
2009.02.16 23:54 |
| What I've been coding on... Acme, paid stuff, random things |
2009.01.22 2:40 |
| Minimal design aesthetic, ORM-is-Vietnam, worse is better |
2009.01.18 16:38 |
| Software risk economics and Vegas odds |
2009.01.18 6:51 |
| Why not Moose |
2009.01.14 16:27 |
| Thoughts on "Thoughts on Thoughtful Programming" |
2009.01.13 22:06 |
| On Perl Advocacy... repeating a reply posted elsewhere |
2009.01.13 16:49 |
| Monster stack trace |
2008.12.30 19:01 |
| minimunny.pl - Search and Deparse (and serialize and...) |
2008.12.25 19:12 |
| Patricia Trees sucking up RAM in Perl |
2008.12.25 16:18 |
| Phishing for a sucker to accept guilt for a hit and run? |
2008.12.01 18:55 |
| Coro::Cont resurrection |
2008.11.15 1:34 |
| Yak shaving - embedded hw, Coro, SDL |
2008.11.15 1:22 |
| Coro and SDL |
2008.11.13 19:06 |
| Arguigng 101, retake, and the truth about Macs |
2008.11.11 18:33 |
| Slicehost quasi flame, intelligent reply |
2008.10.28 15:33 |
| The _real_ deal on project failure - workplace anthropology |
2008.10.26 21:28 |
| 7 Useful Linux Tricks |
2008.10.11 1:09 |
| Testing Untesting Code (or, Google Blows Goats) |
2008.09.15 0:58 |
| On Inexact is Good Enough |
2008.08.30 1:52 |
| Losing weight, work, and what I've been up to |
2008.08.13 6:10 |
| Perl 6 implementation attempts |
2008.06.20 20:11 |
| Why I'm passionate about Perl |
2008.05.21 8:28 |
| Web 2.0 Spam |
2008.05.21 6:59 |
| Advice to a friend on shutting up and listening |
2008.05.19 16:49 |
| "The Singularity" is stupid and Ray is an idiot |
2008.05.02 0:28 |
| an aggregation of myself |
2008.04.29 6:20 |
| Solaris in a nutsa^Hhell. |
2008.04.29 4:09 |
| To maintences programmers, all languages are the same |
2008.04.12 2:05 |
| what twitter-land is saying about Perl |
2008.04.06 3:34 |
| How to be productive at work, not yer papa's version |
2008.03.28 21:27 |
| Offtopic: Women. |
2008.03.25 21:41 |
| Still pondering hosting: open SSILinux cluster? |
2008.03.15 4:27 |
| scrottie's guide to Phoenix |
2008.03.15 1:37 |
| Go save your half.com wishlist *now* before they delete it |
2008.03.14 5:26 |
| MCS (certain chemicals make me stupid) update |
2008.03.07 20:41 |
| Catalyst Book Review... that I need to write |
2008.03.06 21:38 |
| Programming Perl, except s/P/6, s/e/5/, s/r/0/, s/l/2/. |
2008.02.07 5:50 |
| Databases as a message passing back end |
2008.01.30 19:05 |
| *My* Perl Wishlist (Hint: Not Your Wishlist) |
2008.01.25 5:04 |
| What Perl is missing from AtariBASIC and LPC |
2008.01.16 0:27 |
| Electronic Gaming (Gambling) perspective on E.Voting |
2008.01.10 16:48 |
| CF-R1 drive crashed; should I buy a P1120 or fix the CF-28? |
2008.01.01 22:32 |
| All about blessed stash objects: better living through evil |
2007.12.25 20:34 |
| How I mismanaged Phoenix.PM into the ground |
2007.12.19 20:24 |
| Mini-helicopoter, bleah |
2007.12.06 17:05 |
| Sometimes I'm fine, sometimes I'm not |
2007.12.05 2:55 |
| Moby Dick *does* *not* suck. But old media papers do. |
2007.11.10 0:11 |
| Unix-admin-fu Q's for the shared host/free shells business |
2007.10.29 16:25 |
| Compute clouds are doomed, shared is dead, what's next? |
2007.10.29 11:58 |
| Thinking outloud about consolidating servers and data |
2007.10.25 5:25 |
| ActiveState sucks (a brief survey of Perl compilers) |
2007.10.23 16:53 |
| Virtual living |
2007.10.12 18:32 |
| Solaris 9: a mini review in an unknown number of parts |
2007.09.30 0:36 |
| The Myth of the Easy Answer and Women in IT |
2007.09.20 17:47 |
| Dual Xeon mail server and the CIA, a tale of a small ISP |
2007.09.14 19:49 |
| "Is stealing wireless wrong?" needs to go away |
2007.08.23 13:18 |
| Why I don't do large projects |
2007.08.23 10:18 |
| What consulting means to me |
2007.08.17 6:30 |
| Ask.com emailed me asking to be unblocked from perldesignpat |
2007.08.16 4:42 |
| Perl deadweight, startups, and Phoenix.PM |
2007.08.03 2:58 |
| Closure objects -- alternatives to inside out objects |
2007.08.01 1:51 |
| Death of Unix culture: The unmerged with collective |
2007.07.31 19:26 |
| How to read this crazy OO code |
2007.07.29 4:41 |
| Refactoring Perl 4ish code as its written into bad OO |
2007.07.29 2:24 |
| In search of a Linux mp3 player... |
2007.07.28 2:10 |
| Strong typing in Perl, and sorry Aristotle |
2007.07.28 1:46 |
| Java, in stark terms. Why I hate Perl programmers. |
2007.07.27 21:16 |
| I'm a Java lover! Look at me! Go Java! |
2007.07.27 3:19 |
| Current Projects -- The MUD GUI, NG |
2007.07.26 20:40 |
| Two New Toys: Mac with Mac OS X and the Nokia N800 |
2007.07.22 18:43 |
| Re: Slashdot's 2008 is the year of Linux: on poisoning the w |
2007.07.06 18:47 |
| webwanker upgrades |
2007.07.03 23:49 |
| Perl shops have small dog syndrome |
2007.07.02 16:04 |
| Nail the top heavy Parrot to its perch... |
2007.06.30 6:22 |
| YAPCNA2007 personal highlights and the next big Perl thing |
2007.06.28 10:15 |
| Recruits and "high performance" -- more stupidity |
2007.06.19 20:08 |
| Happiness is a learned behavior |
2007.06.19 13:53 |
| OpenBSD crashes, ancient FreeBSD up next |
2007.06.11 15:13 |
| Zombie Game Doubts |
2007.06.09 15:21 |
| Zombie apocalypse game -- running out of things to do |
2007.06.09 5:47 |
| Zombie apocalypse game -- level design help? |
2007.06.05 23:30 |
| Code::Splice -- people keeping asking why. Here's why. |
2007.05.27 17:46 |
| Postgres -- oops, my fault |
2007.05.20 1:28 |
| Building PDL on BSD (OpenBSD, Sparc) |
2007.05.20 1:18 |
| Self-reloading Continuity daemons |
2007.05.18 21:27 |
| Forgetting... fidgeting... |
2007.05.18 18:32 |
| Nothing Blinds like Greed/Making Money on the Internet |
2007.05.14 16:09 |
| Happiness |
2007.05.12 0:40 |
| Poised thought processes |
2007.05.09 20:51 |
| Postgres biting my bag |
2007.05.05 0:20 |
| Princess Box Stuffer |
2007.05.02 19:25 |
| Thoughts on startups by an old man who did itand didn't win |
2007.04.28 16:01 |
| Collection of nothings |
2007.04.27 0:25 |
| Monitizing The Interweb |
2007.04.17 4:11 |
| The two reasons to learn Perl |
2007.04.16 4:28 |
| Pain |
2007.04.14 21:43 |
| What I like to do: write code. What I wind up doing... |
2007.04.14 14:40 |
| One neurotic programmer, up for grabs |
2007.04.13 5:04 |
| A lesson for management on thinking outside of the box |
2007.04.06 18:12 |
| Consultants, not programmers, and certainly not hackers |
2007.04.05 12:51 |
| How to make your programmers hate you |
2007.04.05 12:07 |
| Technology companies turn into business companies |
2007.04.04 18:54 |
| 30 people in a room pretending to know how to manage prog... |
2007.04.04 17:17 |
| Philosophy |
2007.04.04 16:55 |
| Maintaining producitivity |
2007.04.04 15:05 |
| Decision makers and programmers |
2007.04.04 14:52 |
| In IT, not being able to say no means death |
2007.04.04 0:07 |
| Technical imparatives and one more heated resignation |
2007.04.02 19:56 |
| Alias on being a CPAN goon and building from components |
2007.03.30 15:32 |
| LA wants Perl, competition makes geeks jack up standards |
2007.03.29 3:20 |
| Ask Bjorn Hansen: how to do your server arch... if you're 15 |
2007.03.22 16:44 |
| Nokia N800 -- w00t! |
2007.03.21 21:35 |
| Printers still suck... the Brother HL-2070N |
2007.02.16 20:05 |
| The "Driving on Ice" Project Management Anology |
2007.02.13 15:51 |
| "How will this software get my users laid" |
2007.02.13 3:42 |
| Things I didn't know about nvi, but you probably did |
2007.01.17 14:30 |
| Even more whining about SOX, and a lone gunner in a big corp |
2007.01.17 2:32 |
| Conditions of Employment |
2007.01.09 16:01 |
| Welcome to the corporate world, meet Sarbanes Oxley Rules |
2007.01.04 19:34 |
| Living in LA for four weeks, highs and lows so far |
2007.01.04 0:15 |
| Straight or gay, two sexy laptops that'll get you noticed |
2007.01.03 3:12 |
| A list of hardware relics in need of monitors... |
2007.01.02 1:40 |
| _SQL Hacks_ Review |
2006.12.13 16:02 |
| What you need to understand before commenting in my blog |
2006.12.13 13:59 |
| Microsoft workflow and my Unix laptop collide head-on |
2006.12.11 3:17 |
| "The Porn Myth" Argued Against |
2006.11.29 12:44 |
| Sony SRX99 screen in a Panasonic CF-R1 -- LTM10C320 |
2006.11.13 16:48 |
| Secret Extra Goodies Hidden in my Toughbook CF-28! |
2006.11.13 1:28 |
| Story of a package traveling by UPS, Three-Day-Select |
2006.11.11 20:45 |
| Experiences working in Google as a Perl programmer, anyone? |
2006.11.09 16:12 |
| You Windows convert nitwits are f'n up Linux! |
2006.10.31 13:06 |
| Linux Journal is doomed without better advertisers |
2006.10.12 16:13 |
| BSD/OS. Or Solaris. Or something. |
2006.10.09 18:08 |
| Experiences with Google's beta "hosted" email on slowass.net |
2006.08.28 4:56 |
| The girl don't like Linux |
2006.08.15 12:16 |
| Lessons from Int'l Functional Programming Comp/ICFP 2006 |
2006.07.24 15:46 |
| Once again, recruiters are the problem |
2006.07.04 14:51 |
| Trolling for jobs and getting work as a consultant |
2006.06.30 4:32 |
| Blogging about YAPC now that I'm off T-Mobile's GPRS |
2006.06.29 23:21 |
| Blogging about YAPC from YAPC |
2006.06.26 16:54 |
| Employers hot, candidates luke warm |
2006.06.26 16:12 |
| The various reasons to say "no" to clients |
2006.06.15 3:25 |
| After this, no more programming |
2006.06.14 19:52 |
| Adventures in picking an OS for the new machine |
2006.06.13 21:46 |
| slowass.net, perldesignpatterns, perlsecurity.com, djbdns |
2006.06.02 15:52 |
| Do not communicate with clients |
2006.05.20 16:05 |
| Perl programmers are useless. I quit. Or was fired. |
2006.05.20 15:45 |
| APress spring clearance sale -- Perl 6 Now+4 others for $50 |
2006.05.16 14:06 |
| Comments on the comedy club project |
2006.04.24 11:20 |
| Unix vendors as we know them exist thanks to the Motorola68k |
2006.04.23 1:19 |
| Perl failed; time to bring in ASP/VB.NET |
2006.04.23 0:14 |
| Starbucks is taking over for a reason/the coffee shop saga |
2006.04.11 18:10 |
| Really super extra ultra simple project management |
2006.04.05 10:51 |
| Critical Review of the Apple iPod Nano |
2006.03.23 18:57 |
| How to Manage Your Programmer So He Can Manage You |
2006.03.23 14:03 |
| XHTML sucks. XHTML is the Java of the HTML world. |
2006.03.13 16:49 |
| autobox example to subscript hashrefs like $x-<y-<z |
2006.03.09 16:02 |
| iPod Perl quickie to generate an iTunesDB from existing mp3s |
2006.03.04 21:32 |
| Why MacOSX really is more secure than Windows -- a lot more |
2006.01.29 18:49 |
| An argument for telecommute, or, rather, distributed develop |
2006.01.24 21:57 |
| Postfix is a great big pile of stupid crap a |
2006.01.14 16:13 |
| Interview with a C Programmer |
2006.01.14 15:36 |
| Women in IT -- mechanics behind the male-centric office |
2006.01.02 5:24 |
| Anotomy of a burn-out |
2006.01.02 4:46 |
| scrottie is old! Listen to the tale of the Internet in 1991 |
2005.11.22 16:48 |
| The Obnoxious Interview Plague |
2005.10.20 16:07 |
| The Worldful World of Recruiters, or, All About Headhunters |
2005.09.19 22:34 |
| Pragmatic Interview on Unix vs Microsoft on the Desktop |
2005.09.17 0:59 |
| Static Analysis, State Explosion, and Bug-Free Code |
2005.09.06 5:40 |
| What the fuck is scrottie's problem!? My dark secret. |
2005.09.04 15:24 |
| Scottsdale-area Coffee Shops I Like |
2005.08.30 17:19 |
| Quit whining about your jobs, you god damn princesses |
2005.08.07 16:47 |
| So... you know what you want to do with your life... |
2005.07.27 16:20 |
| Wal*mart and... Perl? |
2005.07.17 12:56 |
| Model-View-Controller pattern questions |
2005.07.15 17:42 |
| People with ideas and the programmers who listen to them |
2005.07.13 3:16 |
| Perl Medic quotes |
2005.07.01 15:28 |
| Pugs, PONIE, Parrot, and the Path to Perl 6 |
2005.06.24 18:40 |
| How I Learned Perl for #perlhelp guests |
2005.06.16 20:04 |
| The "99% Flash marketshare" rule - or, the Flashless iceburg |
2005.06.13 19:03 |
| Why we need RISC - mourning the death of the workstation |
2005.06.10 6:51 |
| Perl Job Draught - or, why Java is Superior |
2005.06.03 14:22 |
| DSL meets Linux - or, the nifty Actiontec router |
2005.05.18 21:27 |
| Politics |
2005.04.25 13:17 |
| Basic Logo Pascal VB Perl - doomed newbie languages |
2005.04.09 20:31 |
| Economics of Consulting: the "Half" Rule |
2005.04.09 19:56 |
| Proof Positive Perl is Pushing up Petunias |
2005.04.09 19:45 |
| Unix schedular considered inadequate |
2005.03.28 13:18 |
| NDA: d'oh, but not for Stallman's reasons |
2005.03.25 16:10 |
| An alternate vision for NetBSD |
2005.03.10 21:25 |
| Apress beta books and how to write for novices |
2005.03.09 19:38 |
| Minions Wanted |
2005.02.20 7:18 |
| Perl6 vs Java vs Python, or, Java sucks! and the NIH Fallacy |
2005.02.07 15:36 |
| Why I work for $5/hour |
2005.02.04 20:37 |
| The state of VoIP on Unix, or, my life in software hell |
2005.02.02 6:31 |
| Done: Perl 6 Now: The Core Ideas Illustrated with Perl 5 |
2005.01.06 3:39 |
| Optimizing a System for Mozilla Firefox |
2004.12.28 9:56 |
| gmodplay-0.08 fixed up for 2004 |
2004.12.19 17:39 |
| Adventures in installing *nix on a Toughbook R1 |
2004.12.04 17:47 |
| Generalizing "Plan to Throw One Away" for Large Projects |
2004.11.16 7:30 |
| Getting a Tech Job; or, Breaking Out of "I Suck" |
2004.11.16 7:17 |
| P2P and the Publishing Industry - or, Manning and DRM |
2004.11.14 11:12 |
| The Russian Spam Mafia Wants Me Probed |
2004.11.14 2:30 |
| My friends all use Microsoft Windows |
2004.11.14 0:48 |
| FreeBSD, like everything else, sucks |
2004.09.19 7:18 |
| Perl Programmers Don't Go To Meetings |
2004.04.06 7:07 |
| My dark confession: I'm writing a book. On Perl. |
2004.03.28 6:57 |
| My Journal is on Advogato. Go away. |
2003.09.22 18:28 |
