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TorgoX (1933)
sburkeNO@SPAMcpan.org
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont
Athos
Dear Log,
«On arrival in Karyes from the small port of Dahne you are obliged to qualify for a diamontition, a form of Byzantine visa that is written in Greek, dated to the Julian calendar, and signed by four of the secretaries of leading monasteries. This document enables the visitor to stay overnight at any one of the monasteries.»
Minivans considered antisemitic
By this time I guess you've figured out about "Florida".
Dickens
Dear Log,
«All our readers who were shackled to their desks in grade school and forced to read Oliver Twist or A Tale of Two Cities realize that someone needs to take the fall for the scourge that is Dickens' popular prose styling. That time is now, and the punishment is the UK's expulsion from the G8.»
Credit where it's due, eventually.
I think it's mildly interesting that Comedy Central cancelled Strangers With Candy and even stopped airing it in reruns; but then once Stephen Colbert went and totally burned President Stifler, suddenly Strangers With Candy is a big deal, and the new movie based on it went from being basically unreleasable, to having Comedy Central do a big PR push for it and for the new series DVD box set.
Ahwell, better late than never.
Jesus warmly confirms your every prejudice!
BUT JEZEUS **TOLD** ME TO SAVE ALL THE BLOBS OF INSENSATE NERVELESS BRAINLESS MINDLESS CELLGLOBS!!
Next up: equal rights for acephalic fetuses. I calls 'em "christocysts"! Am I Greek Orthodox yet?
WHEN MY PAGER VIBRATES I GET A NOSE BLEED
NO.
The Internet is a series of rubes
Dear Log,
«Is it even possible to navigate the web without a copy of the DSM-IV handy?»
--Dr. David Thorpe of Something Awful
"You people and your slight differences disgust me!"
Long_Word_Breaker new version
Supergreat new version of Long_Word_Breaker.
Superstar Kyosuke Takayama emailed me a patch to make it use the little-known wbr element Before that, this GM script inserted microspaces instead, which was slow and problematic.
I pour myself a cup of strong coffee. :-)
-- Jarkko Hietaniemi
