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Friday November 09, 2001
08:35 AM

It's like a zoo I swear

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Having kids surely couldn't be much different at this point could it? We got a new puppy last weekend. This adds to the 3 cats and 1 dog we already have. Oh and then there's the freshwater aquarium and our huge saltwater reef tank.

'No don't eat the cat's poop!'. 'Leave the bloody curtains alone!'. (Looks at the clock, it's 2am:) 'Bugger, he just woke up, better take him outside so that he doesn't crap in the hallway'. (Wife to me:) 'I know it's 3am but he might have to go the the toilet again' - bugger. (Wife to me:) 'I know it's 4am but I think the cats have run out of food'. 'Don't crap on the carpet'. 'Don't chew the cats tail'. 'No that's not your food'. (When we're outside:) 'No don't eat rocks'.

Phew.

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