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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • There are 3 stitches and to get me drugged would've taken at least 4 shots.. so I skipped the anesthesia and had the doctor sow me up without... without screaming
    • So you mean the doctor didn't scream?
    • Tell us: Who held your hand while you were sewn up?
      She must have been *very* sweet for you to have appeared so manly ;-P

      Or... maybe they just used some duct-tape on your mouth....

      • The nurse wasn't all THAT cute :) They had my eyes covered so I couldn't see. I doubt the nurse stayed the whole 10 minutes. Duct tape? There is an idea!