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  • by VSarkiss (704) on 2003.07.25 21:37 (#22423) Journal

    I suggest drawing an upside-down pentagram in ketchup on your door.

    If they still knock, ask them, "Will this take long? I'm afraid if I don't get the entrails out quickly, that goat will stink up the whole house."

    And if they still persist, tell them, "I'm sorry, I have to go. If I miss this phase of the moon again, the whole coven will just crucify, er, I mean, they'll get really mad at me."