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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • being green. :)

  • I just ran zorknapp.plx, didn't read the output, and pasted it in here.

    Recently, Zorknapp was asked:
    I was watching those lovable Von Trapps the other night, and I just wondered, do you start rooting for the Nazis by the end?
    Or is it just me?

    To which Zorknapp replied:
    It's just you, you horrible, horrible person. Who could conceive of rooting for the Nazis, when they never even thought of sharing their rocket ships and moon bases with the rest of humanity?
  • They have revealed A3 as just another example of TRICKNOLOGY! Listen therefore to the sage words of the alien-rousting NATION OF ISLAM:

    «Most fantastic is the story of Doctor Yacub. Yacub, according to Nation lore, was born 20 miles from Mecca in the year 8400BC. From childhood, he had a rebellious streak and was eventually imprisoned and then banished into exile. Leading 59,999 of his disciples to the island of Pean in the Aegean Sea, he grafted a new race from the germs of black people. They had fu