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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • I think the traditional response is "Congratulations to you, and best wishes to the bride!" - implying that you were lucky to snag a great catch, and that she's gonna need all the luck in the world putting up with you. :)

    Now, besides me, who ELSE didn't get an invite to the bachelor party?

    John