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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • How about you "start a rumour" that you got a vasectomy years ago. Watch the hijinx ensue.

    Then if you actually do REPLICATE later, your kids will be a surprise, as they should be.

    "Surprise!"

    • *ROTFL* ... Oh, that's TOO funny! Thanks for the laugh this morning ... I may have to do that.
      • And why stop at vasectomy? Let on that you got some sort of genital piercing, like a Prince Albert!

        A friend of mine absolutely shocked his mom that way. (Without actually having either a vasectomy or a Prince Albert, but saying he'd had the latter). And his retort to her shocked reaction was "Funny, you didn't have a problem with genital mutation when I was a child [cirp.org]".

        Zing!

        • The hilarious(?) bit is that you can just imagine the people who've done female circumcisions saying the exact same things as the ones who've done male circumcisions. "It's just what we do," or "But there's nothing wrong with that!"

          Of course not. You didn't get mutilated.

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