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Be Direct (Score:1)
That, or slap together a quick pamphlet on Cthulhu to hand them when they get back. Say, "I wanted to speak with you as well, that's why I was excited to have you back! <insert Cthulhuoid religious statement, such as 'Cthulhu loves you extra-crispy' or something> Would you take this pamphlet about my Lord? Cthulhu f
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Re:Be Direct (Score:1)
Scare 'em with pentacles, tarot, ouija boards, and the like.
Re:Be Direct (Score:2)
Seems strange to me that flags, atheism, and Judaism don't deter them but the occult would. To me as a Christian, occultism is just like any other sin. Doesn't scare me in the slightest, and I would believe they need Jesus just as much.
I've done door to door religion, and to get me to go away and not come back, all you had to do was give me a polite "no." Guess I'm a bit different than the Watchtower folks.
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