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  • They have to come through a door. Leave them a message. Don't use profanity, that could come back to haunt you -- just something simple like "Atheist Here, Conversions Unnecessary."

    That, or slap together a quick pamphlet on Cthulhu to hand them when they get back. Say, "I wanted to speak with you as well, that's why I was excited to have you back! <insert Cthulhuoid religious statement, such as 'Cthulhu loves you extra-crispy' or something> Would you take this pamphlet about my Lord? Cthulhu f


    You are what you think.
    • "Atheist Here, Conversions Unnecessary" is just giving them an idea of which spiel to use -- in this case, they'll use the one about Intelligent Design evidence for God's work.

      Scare 'em with pentacles, tarot, ouija boards, and the like.

      • Seems strange to me that flags, atheism, and Judaism don't deter them but the occult would. To me as a Christian, occultism is just like any other sin. Doesn't scare me in the slightest, and I would believe they need Jesus just as much.

        I've done door to door religion, and to get me to go away and not come back, all you had to do was give me a polite "no." Guess I'm a bit different than the Watchtower folks.

        J. David works really hard, has a passion for writing good software, and knows many of the world's best Perl programmers