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I too hereby announce my candidacy for TPF President 5 Comments More | Login | Reply /

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  • As you can see, my opponent from the beginning of this campaign has shown NO originality, and has ridden on my coat tails every step of the way.

    A vote for my opponent is a vote for the sheep, for the followers.

    The Programming Republic of Perl deserves more. This great Republic deserves true leadership! True commitment! The relentless pursuit of an ideal in the face of naysayers!

    A vote for my opponent, who has flipped and flopped throughout this entire campaign, is a vote the past!

    Vote for the future! Vote Kennedy for President!

    *giggle*
    • my opponent [...] has shown NO originality

      Hey! Wasn't this [perl.org] original? :-)

      Besides, who would want to vote on a candidate that starts right off by attacking his opponent? :-)

      Plus, I smile a lot more than you do :-)

      • My opponents accusations that I am stooping to attack ads are indicative of the way my opponent is again following and decending to snide comments of his own, even if he does hide then with his pretty-boy good looks and charming smile.

        Don't be fooled. I am the FAR taller candidate, and thus clearly more suitable to the position.
        • Dude, you're not even in the right hemisphere :-)
          • You can count me in.. if being a TPF President gets you all the girls, tons of cash, nice wheels, fame and fortune. I am in the right hemisphere, I can smile and I too am taller than you :) But I hardly have time to even finish my personal stuff, have a social life, make my girlfriend happy, spend hours on mindless Sudoku games, explore uninhabited planets, learn Swahili dialects and improve cold fusion reactions.. Now that I have had measily seconds to think about it, I think I'll pass ;)

            Kwa heri! And see
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