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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • I could never really watch baseball either, and I was not only born here, I played in Little League for a while.

    Football's good -- a MacGuffin, a bunch of armored people fighting over it. That's pretty straightforward. Same for hockey, except there's cold flooring to dull pain, sharp blades on everybody's feet, and sticks (for sheer carnage, that's a potent mix).

    Baseball always looked like one of those things someone was trying to be interestingly complex about. "No, no, four bases! And, uh, you can't just hit the ball, a guy throws it at you! And, you have to balance a squirrel on your head!"

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