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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • On a date, should I go shooting first, gambling second, or vice versa?

    Well, you could ask your date for her preference. Then you could check with your wife.

    • Almost perfect answer. Now that it is the 21st century, you should have said "check with your significant other".
      • When I last met Chris (aka pudge), he had a wife with him.  (OSCON in 1999)  Now that it is the 21st century (and a decade later) he might have an SO rather than a wife, but I prefer to assume that people have not changed marital status unless I have information to the contrary (and it was only half a decade later when I wrote the reply).