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How about... (Score:2)

by gizmo_mathboy (782)

Ambsace Man

Matiosan Man

Malendipity Man

Schlimmbesserung Mensch

Looking for the antonym of serendipity and I found the above thoughts on it at the
Word Fugitives Archives [theatlantic.com]. The link may not go directly to the discussion but should get you close.
I think... (Score:1)

by belg4mit (967)

Captain Dumbass would be appropriate.

--
Were that I say, pancakes?
more names (Score:1)

by jmm (276)

Infineptitude
Blunder Gus
Calamity Jane
Oops (We have a dog that I sometimes call "Oof" because he has the tendency to land in my wife's lap before she has finished sitting down.)
Disingenius ("No, that's not disingenuous.")
Counterstrike (or maybe: Bargain Counter Strike)
Friend (with a friend like this...)
Uncommon Sense (He's got the sick sense.")
Hrm.. (Score:2)

by KM (4)

Captain Obvious
Jack Ass (maybe that would be his "normal" name.. like Clark Kent)
The Hick
Flash Moron
Greatest American Hero (Oh, wait.. that's been done)
StuperMan
The Logician
George Bush
thought I already sent this over the weekend... (Score:2)

by jhi (318)

...but apparently not:

Overreaction Man
- Re:thought I already sent this over the weekend... (Score:2)
  
  by pudge (1)
  
  Not bad. Someone suggested "Well-Intentioned Man", which I think is the better one thus far.