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by mir (51) <xmltwig@gmail.com> on 2004.01.08 13:18 (#27148) Homepage Journal

Q: What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

Jocelyne: Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

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mirod

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  by pudge (1)
  
  Oh no, I find this to be far better: "Well of course you must make sacrifices- I for one lost my peripheral vision after my last cheek implant but I weighed it over carefully and realized I only used it for driving so it was a decision I could live with."

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