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  • by jjohn (22) on 2002.10.27 7:00 (#14280) Homepage Journal

    I thought I needed to avoid paisley patterns because they are ugly, not foreign (the site reminds us that hating foreigners isn't racist). It turns out that this site offers many insights in our world. For instance, I learned that Homosexuals CAN change their lifestyle [demonbuster.com] (and presumably stop making and wearing those paisley designs). Here are other things I learned from that article:

    • A Christain hooked on porno can only stop when their demons are cast out
      Why the hell would they want to stop?
    • EVERYONE HAS DEMONS.
      I didn't think this was true until I remembered I run several Linux boxen, all of which run many DAEMONS. Lo, I am humbled.
    • What a terrible thing [adopt children, marry under false pretenses] to do to children
      Sure, I can see the objection to marrying some breeder just to have kids. Why was adoption lumped in there? I guess guess every sperm is sacred.
    • Homosexuals have sex in the same manner as animals (front to back)
      Come on, Mama! Get your FREAK on!
    • Lesbians must resort to oral sex
      Schwing! Now we've hit pay dirt!
    • I have never heard any person with AIDS claim to be a Christian
      Wow. This writer must of done some extensive research. There is an underlying assumption that AIDS == HOMOSEXUALITY == EVIL, and the writer avoids evil, so I wonder how many HIV positive folks he/she has come into contact with.

    Thanks for the link TorgoX. I'll be sure to continue spreading the Good Word.