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• Solution, Of Sorts (Score:1)

  by chaoticset (2105)

  1. Go back.
  2. Without explaining that you've been there before or showing them the wrong filter, ask for a fridge filter. Try to make sure you get the same person as before, and hope he does not recognize you.
  3. When they ask you those questions again, answer them the same way.
  4. When they hand you the wrong filter again, hold up the wrong filter they previously sold you, and say "Oh, and I'd like to return this. It's the wrong filter."

  Sure, it won't win the goodwill of the Sears employees, but the look on that

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  • Re:Solution, Of Sorts (Score:1)

    by clintp (2) on 2004.08.27 9:25 (#33798)

    Close. The other thing to have is the *old* filter (since he's going back, he'll have the opportunity to pick it up now). When the wrong filter is presented again, the tirade should go: NO THAT'S WRONG! YOU SOLD ME THE WRONG FILTER TWO DAYS AGO. THIS IS THE *RIGHT* ONE, SMARTYPANTS.

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    • Re:Solution, Of Sorts (Score:1)

      by chaoticset (2105)

      I was shooting for a quieter, mocking form of contradiction, but that would certainly work as well. :)

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