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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • As I say whenever anyone asks "Who lost the (watch|phone|expensive pen)?": "Yeah, right here, that's me".

    Unless of course, you were hoping it was a cute girl, then it's not me (cute or girl).
  • I called the bookstore, whose machine said, "We only accept calls between three and five." I called back around four o'clock, and the clerk tracked down the order for me.

    It was my father-in-law, who bought the book through Amazon. Thanks, father-in-law!
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    rjbs