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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • The latest example I can remember, a coworker stated baldly, "queries like this should run in under 1 second."

    I probably should have bit my tongue, but I couldn't help replying with, "sure, and I want a pony, but that's probably not going to happen." I think he still harbors some resentment for that...

    • Unfortunately, I've been known to make replies like that myself. I get in trouble for it :)