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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • A friend-of-a-friend once ran naked from his house in the middle of the night, pausing only to grab a baseball bat, and caught the low-life cretin who was stealing his car radio. It's a shame that script kiddies are so much harder to catch.
    • And what did the naked FOAF do with the cretin?

      Can you be intimidating when naked?

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      xoa

      • Can you be intimidating when naked?

        How would you feel when confronted with a naked screaming man armed with a baseball bat?

        He kept the perp cornered until the police arrived. (The police had been a few blocks away, investigating a prior car break-in the perp had done. They found a bunch of radios in the guy's back seat.)

  • So, did they have anything good? Photoshop, Framemaker, NT 9.0, lots of illegal but nice-to-listen-to mp3s? Maybe it is a new game---how popular are you based on how long it takes you to release a CD, have kiddies rip it, hack a site they did not know you owned, and upload the illegally distributed mp3s to it.

    At least now you know where the cheap hard-drives are.

    Always look for the silver lining. :)