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• Fry's (Score:2, Funny)

  by Robrt (1414)

  A town run by Fry's, where everything is used, probably broken, and the city staff just wants to raise the taxes and not provide any services. But the street signs sure look nice.
• Disney was there before... (Score:3, Informative)

  by jhi (318) <jhi@iki.fi> on 2003.03.25 1:38 (#18288) Homepage Journal

  Celebration, FL. Try for example [nm1.net] these [sjsu.edu] links. [celebratio...on-usa.com]

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• Further ideas for corporate America (Score:3, Funny)

  by jhi (318) <jhi@iki.fi> on 2003.03.25 2:17 (#18289) Homepage Journal

  • Raytheonville - all the Tomahawks you can throw!
  • MacDonaldston - forklifts for your belly for free!
  • Philip-Morrisville - in exchange of not suing us you'll get 10% off from all our products!
  • Coketon - look young and free and plastic all year long! Smiling is mandatory but think how successful you will look!
  • DietCoketon - the lighter alternative to Coketon for those with a more dynamic lifestyle!
  • Hummer Peak - you know your family needs four Hummer-2s! And one extra for gramps, too!

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  • Re:Further ideas for corporate America (Score:2)

    by krellis (2720)

    Oh, you mean this [amazon.com]? I just finished reading that book, and believe me, it needs the "A Novel" subtitle, because it's scary how close it feels to the truth.
    • Re:Further ideas for corporate America (Score:2)

      by belg4mit (967)

      I dunno, sounds like a SnowCrash ripoff.

      --
      Were that I say, pancakes?
      • Re:Further ideas for corporate America (Score:2)

        by krellis (2720)

        Nope, nothing like Snow Crash. Which is another excellent book, though.
        • Re:Further ideas for corporate America (Score:2)

          by belg4mit (967)

          Odd, as all the descriptions on Amazon
          do sound like SnowCrash (I didn't just
          mention the book for the heck of it)

          --
          Were that I say, pancakes?
• Apologies to T.E. Ford (Score:1)

  by derby (3342)

  ... I owe my soul to the township store ...

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  -derby