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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • > Do you really want to hear another talk on how OpenSource software is ready for e-business? Neither do I. ;-)

    Or how someone has written yet another templating system?
    Or how someone has worked with XML?
    Or how someone thinks that social software will take over the world?
    Repeat as unnecessary.
    • Hey, my brother was killed by an open-source XML-based templating system once! You shut your dirty mouth!
      • The doors of the saloon were kicked open, and a man walked through who it seemed had rode through Hell itself. He stalked up to the bar, and the barkeep obliged, coming down to him.

        "What do you need, Mister?"

        "I'm looking for the open-source XML-based templating system that killed my brother."

        Excerpt from I Never Meta Killer, directed by Clint Eastwood, coming to theaters this fall.
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        You are what you think.