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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • I did that this summer. I'd never done dishes in a dishwasher, my parents being the "chores build character" types. First time living on my own, and I finally had to dishes. So I was determined to have technology do it for me. Load the dishwasher up, put in the soap, go watch cable.

    About thirty minutes pass, and I start hearing gurgling noises. I wander over to find the kitchen floor completely covered in soap suds. I have noone to call, so I call the apartment staff. Explain situation. The operator on th