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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • Happy birthday! Eat cake! Or pie. I like pie.

    I would be turning 30 one of these days, except for my decision to not age. The government might still decide to subtract my birthday from the current date and call that my "age", but they are just OPPRESSING ME.