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The answer is plain (Score:1)

by jjohn (22)

You need to donate all your cash to The Holy See of Pudge and JJohn. Cash and checks accepted, but no C.O.D. pleases. Questions answered; fulfillment guaranteed. Get your own personal savior for birthdays and bar mitzvahs. Order now!
- Re:The answer is plain (Score:1)
  
  by jordan (120)
  
  And remember, with Pudge and JJohn you get salvation guaranteed or TRIPLE your money back!
  - subgenius (Score:2)
    
    by gizmo_mathboy (782) <reversethis-{moc ... } {yobhtamomzig}> on 2003.08.28 22:20 (#23643) Journal
    
    But Bob Dobbs already has given me that guarantee! What more can pudge and jjohn give me that's more valuable than slack?
    
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    - Re:subgenius (Score:1)
      
      by jordan (120)
      
      The great religions all borrow from one another and so also does The Holy See of Pudge and JJohn borrow from Bobism.
      
      More valuable than slack? Slack is priceless and therefore without value!
      - Palace of Wisdom (Score:2)
        
        by gizmo_mathboy (782)
        
        The path of excess leads to wisdom, as slack leads to salvation. The worthless value of slack is what makes it so value like the worthlessness of water makes it more valuable than gasoline.

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