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  • by waltman (335) on 2003.09.30 10:32 (#24579) Journal
    Seen Sunday on Daily Kos [dailykos.com]:

    The Cubs win their division, and balance must be maintained. As I wrote early this morning:

    For one night, everything is right with the universe. I fully expect a meteor to crash into earth tomorrow and snuff out all life.

    I was wrong, of course. A division title equals a block of houses. If the Cubs win the pennant, expect a meteor to wipe out an entire country. And a World Series?

    That's when we can expect all life snuffed out.