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Happy B-day, old man (Score:2, Funny)

by jjohn (22) on 2003.07.24 16:02 (#22400) Homepage Journal

Now your cantankerous attitude will recognized as wisdom! Witness 20-year-olds become stupider by the day! Mysterious back pains and ear hair soon to follow! Your three decades on this planet entitle you to more benefits than can be listed here, but you'll know them when they appear.
Enjoy your birthday spankings.

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