Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments
NOTE: use Perl; is on undef hiatus. You can read content, but you can't post it. More info will be forthcoming forthcomingly.

All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
 Full
 Abbreviated
 Hidden
More | Login | Reply
Loading... please wait.
  • After following the advice of recent spam, I now have D-cup breasts, four hour erections and several college diplomas. I can't see how that's helped me much, since I continue to get spam warning me that my women isn't satisfied. I'm not too worried about that though. Between you, me and the wall, I've found out about certain MONIES in a SMALL AFRICAN NATION that, for MONETARY CONSIDERATION, I can help LIBERATE.

    How can my love life suffer if I've got a bag full of money, big tits and a stiffy? I sure ho

  • i would take it as a compliment.