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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • How large is the Portugese invasion force? Just 2?

    Hmm. Which makes me wonder, is this the first Portugese invasion attempt on the UK? Historically has the UK ever actually been at war with Portugal?

    Anyway, prepare to meet our fearsome definsive arsenal:

    • People speaking English (not loudly and not slowly)
    • Imperial units of measurement
    • Driving on the left
    • Coins with seven sides
    • Mains sockets with rectangular pins
    • Cricket
    • According to recent newspaper reports on the 'shared' history of portugal and england (and more recenly great britain) we haven't been at war before.

      Apparently a combination of luck and shared enemies meant we could run empires side-by-side while clashing with france and spain (and of course any locals in the colonies).

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      @JAPH = qw(Hacker Perl Another Just);
      print reverse @JAPH;