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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • by hfb (74) on 2002.07.20 10:59 (#10900) Homepage Journal

    I will have to mail you your Official Pod Squad Kommisar Fez since you aren't coming to TPC :) You'll have to wear it at the diner and get the Shriner discount while attracting midgets in carts. :)

    • Wowza! Then I'll be an Ottoman emperor!! VIZIER, off with his KHEKH!

      Random memory: Once, a younger me was walking down a street in downtown Buffalo, wearing a stately black Jughead hat [theimaginaryworld.com] (minus text and picture). A middle-aged black guy in a leather jacket was talking into a payphone, saw me walking by, and said "Hold on a second" into the phone, and said to me:
      --"Hey!"
      --"Huh?"
      --"What religion is your hat?"

      I don't remember what I said to that complex question, but I have since decided that that will be