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  • Boy, I miss Boston...
    • by pudge (1) on 2003.12.16 19:16 (#26609) Homepage Journal
      Yeah, if you like friggin' RUSSIA.

      A couple of years ago after a roller hockey game in Acton, MA, some little punks tried to start a fight with some of my teammates. Sensing it was getting out of hand, I told them to shut the hell up and keep walking. Being bigger than both of the aggressors put together, I figured that might end it. Stupid me: this is massholes we're talking about!

      So they tried to start a fight with me ... but realizing I might end up in the pokey for the evening, and wanting to go home to my family instead, I told the manager they were acting up. My adrenaline was way up having just finished a hockey game, and I so wanted to break them each in twain, so I was shaking a bit; this prompted one of them to query me, "why are you shaking? are you a fag?"

      Ah, yes. Massachusetts, how I miss thee.