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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • It's a good dog that wakes you up at 4 AM to warn you that you're life is passing you by and that you may not be appreciating the people in it enough.

    Make sure to give that dog and extra treat tonight.

    Mine just barks at the birds in the backyard.

    • Huh, if we gave them any more treats they would want to take the bed away from us and put us in the garage.
      They already think they are people.
      But, I'll be sure to tell them whom to thank tonight when they get their extra biscuit. :->
    • Argh!

      I hate it when I do that.

      <correction>It's a good dog that wakes you up at 4 AM to warn you that your life is passing you by and that you may not be appreciating the people in it enough.</correction>