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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • I'm saying this because the basic ideas on your post are:

    * I ceased feeling or being able to control my legs
    * I fell on my laptop
    * Fortunately, my laptop is OK

    So... WHAT ABOUT YOUR LEGS? :-D
  • I used to keep my alarm clock across the room from my bed, so I'd have to leave the comfort of warm blankets to turn off the alarm.

    One morning, I discovered that I'd been sleeping in a position that cut off circulation to my legs.

    When the alarm went off, I did my usual throw-back-the-covers and dash-across-the-room bit - but found myself face down on the carpet without realizing how I'd gotten there! I tried to stand up three times before it sunk in to my fogged brain that something was amiss.

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