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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • I much enjoyed the journal entry by Penn Gillette [pennandteller.com] when a security guard grabbed his crotch under similar circumstances in 2002.

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    I said that I had talked to two lawyers and they said it was really a weird case because no one knows if he can be charged with assault and battery while working in that job. But I told her, that some of my lawyer friends really wanted to find out. She said, "Well, we're very new to this job . . ." and I said, "Yeah, so we need these test cases to find out where you stand

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    -DA [coder.com]

  • It only takes a few honest security personnel to ruin the fun for all the rest. If that one had lied and said the passenger was "acting erratic", she'd be in prison, and we could get on with all the federally-mandated gropage!
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