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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • You are about to suddenly discover just how many things there in your house that are within reach from the floor that you really don't want an infant to be touching.

    Soon will come round 2. The volume containing reachable items will quadruple when she learns to stand. You may want to start putting some velcro on the ceilings soon. :-)

    (Round 3 comes when she learns to carry a chair, but by then you may have taught her that some things are not to be touched even if they happen to be within reach.)