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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • I think "Hubris" would be a good name.

    Larry (leaping aboard Hubris to chase down a villainous bug bent on destroying humanity): "Hi ho Hubris! Away!"

  • (Apologies to Isaac Hayes)

    Who's the mustached private dick
    That's a code machine to all the scripts?
    PERL!
    Ya damn right!

    Who's blurring the lines between compiled
    and interpreted?
    PERL!
    Can you dig it?

    Who's sending stuff to STDOUT
    When there's danger all about?
    PERL!
    Right On!

    They say this cat PERL a bad mother
    SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
    I'm talkin' 'bout PERL.
    THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

    He's an obfuscated man
    But no one understands him but his woman
    CAPTAIN PERL!

    Oh yeah :-)
  • Someone had a bit too much Scotch this weekend.
  • Same may call him...Tim

    Those that really know him, know him as...Tim T. Owdi

  • I printed out the full Capt. Perl picture, then cut it to form. I taped a 1/4" strip of
    cardboard "spine" to "Larry's" back. I then
    curled the base into a circle and taped the ends.

    The result:

    My own Capt. Perl Paper Doll.