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  • the President was arrested for DUI I doubt that the overall message will be very strong for MADD, even with Romney. Besides, I can't really tell the difference between sober or drunk Massholes since the alcohol doesn't seem to impair their ability to drive poorly.

    • Hm, it seems to me that the President's past foibles are good for MADD, since he hasn't had a drink in many, many years. I think a lot more people care about the future, present, and recent past than they do about the distant past.

      Your point about the difference in driving is well-taken; perhaps this is why the police don't catch many of them, as they are too hard to spot? In addition, the drunk ones get so much practice at driving drunk, they are probably more safe than drunks in other parts of the country, which makes it still harder to spot them. :-)
      • President's past foibles are good for MADD, since he hasn't had a drink in many, many years.

        Correction: The President has allegedly been sober for many, many years. His true state of sobriety is a matter of debate.

        • I don't see how it could be a matter of debate since there is no evidence to the contrary. But I suppose people like to debate for the sake of debating, whether there's good reason to or not. Note that there is a lot more evidence that he is sober than there is that he had a drug problem, yet people seem quite willing to believe the latter ...
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