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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • 34.56% of statistics are made up on the spot.
    • I mentioned to my Prob. & Stat professor, Charles Mode (No, I didn't make that up), that 73.6% of all statistics are false.

      He looked puzzled for a good few seconds. Apparently he believed me. When I told him it was a joke, he didn't quite get the punchline.