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All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

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  • In Africa, beauty pagent contestants carbo-load before the contest so they look round and healthy instead of a victim of a famine like the white girls in fashion magazines. :)

  • But... (Score:2, Funny)

    I feel I really must point out that you're actually not fat. Seriously. I think it's strange that you seem to think this.
    • I feel I really must point out that you're actually not fat. Seriously. I think it's strange that you seem to think this.

      I'm not fat: I'm big-boned, mom says.

      Gosh, I don't think that came out right...

      • Re:But... (Score:2, Insightful)

        I'm definitely fat. I think I might have got back under 350 pounds, but it's touch and go; I don't currently have a set of scales that goes high enough.
  • With the rotund bear and the caption along the lines of `Harvey grew uncomfortable when the other bears stared at his enormous deer gut'.