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• Re: Google (Score:1)

  by jj (2990)

  Very good...

  Unfortunately, JJ's tank was positioned right next to the trained and friendly killer whales...

  :-)
• __ (Score:1)

  by Abigail (26)

  • Unfortunately, Abigail Fillmore, an intelligent and educated woman, is one of our Nation’s most obscure First Ladies.
  • Unfortunately, Abigail's aunt has not kept her store up to the standards required by the Selwyn Avenue Antique Dealers Association
  • Unfortunately Abigail's ideas of the equality of women were far ahead of their time and it would be many years into the future before women would begin to ...
  • Unfortunately Abigail got an infection that destroyed her liver and led to liver failure. (title
• didn't work so well... (Score:2)

  by ask (83)

  Didn't work so well with my first name. :-) (being a verb in english and all).
  
  And my full name had no matches prepended with unfortunately, even if Google currently has more than a million pages with my name [dina.kvl.dk]. :-)
  
    - ask

  --
  

  -- ask bjoern hansen [askbjoernhansen.com], !try; do();
  • Re: (Score:1)

    by Aristotle (5147)

    Yeah, your name isn’t extravagant so much as just weird-when-used-in-English. The joys of being a foreigner, I suppose. :-)
• Amusing (Score:2)

  by vek (2312)

  Unfortunately Kevin does not allow me to rent him out for healing sessions.
• I'm an orphan (Score:1)

  by rhesa (5696)

  Unfortunately, Rhesa was adopted by another member a few years back and is unavailable.
• Life is too serious not to be able to laugh at (Score:1)

  by mr_bean (3802)

  Ha! Ha! Ha!
  
  If you can't laugh at your name, you don't take
  it seriously enough.
  
  Your name is too serious, not to be able to laugh
  at.
  
  A name is a name is a name.
  
  A name by any other name would smell as sweet.
• Re: unfortunate googling. (Score:1)

  by fireartist (6128)

  ++Aristotle
  
  Unfortunately Carl Cox was recently taken ill and the Doctor has told him he cannot fly and to rest. This means that 3 weeks of gigs have now been cancelled ...
  
  Unfortunately, Carl's beautiful artwork transmits realistic stories in paranormal emissions to whoever stares long enough, which gets the stories started. ...
  
  Unfortunately, Carl has a gambling addiction and is. often short of cash. He borrowed $5000 from the same bank, has numerous other debts, and his ...
  
  Unfortunately Carl's first story f
  • Re: (Score:1)

    by Aristotle (5147)

    There were plenty of berries for everybody's buckets and for the occasional berry fight (unfortunately, Carl and Cookmasta were lost to the Dark Side).

    Excellent. :-)
• Rather disturbing... (Score:1)

  by bluto (225)

  I'm not sure I want to know the context of this one, and I'm certainly not going to admit any truth to it...

  Unfortunately, Bluto then accidentally eats some himself and thinks Olive is a calf who needs branding.
  • Re: (Score:1)

    by Aristotle (5147)

    Sounds like an excerpt from a Popeye story.
    • Re: (Score:1)

      by bluto (225)

      *sigh* My life in a nutshell. :-)
      • Re: (Score:1)

        by Aristotle (5147)

        Hehehe… :-)
• Ignoring the footballer(s) (Score:1)

  by Sidhekin (6361)

  Good one!
  
  Unfortunately, "Sidhekin" was not found prepended by "unfortunately" (hey, will this be indexed?), so I had to use my real name. The best two:
  
  Unfortunately, Eirik never reached the Holy Land; he fell ill of a fever and died in Cyprus, [...]
  
  Unfortunately Eirik doesn't come here... only Erlend, which seems A bit logical because this place is all about Erlend.

  --
  perl -e 'print "Just another Perl ${\(trickster and hacker)},";'
  The Sidhekin proves that Sidhe did it!