Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments
NOTE: use Perl; is on undef hiatus. You can read content, but you can't post it. More info will be forthcoming forthcomingly.

All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
 Full
 Abbreviated
 Hidden
More | Login | Reply
Loading... please wait.
  • You can speculate a million ways, I guess. Maybe you think you missed your calling because of your wife. Maybe you think she's cheating on you. Maybe you're having a mid-life crisis because your wife is getting old and you want to fuck a younger woman. Or you're afraid she's going to die and the bell is a church bell at her funeral.

    Or maybe in the opposite direction. Your wife is everything, and she makes bells ring. You want to remarry her!

    Or maybe your brain was just randomly firing those parts of your